The
Satanic Rites of Dracula
AKA: Dracula braucht frisches Blut, Rites of Dracula, Count Dracula
and his Vampire Bride, Dracula Is Alive and Well and Living in London
Dracula Is Dead... and Well and Living in London
GB,
1973, Color, 87 min |
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Director |
Alan
Gibson |
Screenplay |
Don
Houghton |
Photography |
Brian
Probyn |
Music |
John
Cacavas |
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Christopher
Lee |
Dracula |
Peter
Cushing |
Prof.
van Helsing |
Barbara
Yu-Ling |
Chin
Yang |
Patrick
Barr |
Jean |
Annabella
Sciorra |
Lord
Carradine |
Lockwood
West |
General
Freeborne |
Joanna
Lumley |
Jessica
van Helsing |

London 1974. In a manor situated in a huge park satanic rites take
place. Blood is pouring, virgins are scarified and it's the upper
Class of politics, industry and scientology that participate in
these rites. There's only one person that can help decides Inspector
Murray from Scotland Yard and rushes off to contact ... whom? Exactly,
good old Professor van Helsing, who seems to be quite as indestructible
as his worst rival Count Dracula.
And
soon van Helsing reveals the real identity of the industrialist
D. D. Denham whose face isn't known to anybody (but to whom all
clues lead). He turns out to be nobody else than our favorite evil
doer Count Dracula in person. And this time the Count even has most
horrible plans. He wants to eliminate the entire human race with
a newly developed pestilence virus.
Why
exactly he plans to do this, even the script author Don Houghton
doesn't seem to have figured out, probably being too busy, writing
scenes in which Draculas helpers (all of whom wear waistcoats made
of some kind of fur) shoot around with some high precision weapons
while rarely hurting anybody. Two impaled female vampires later
it's time for the big showdown in the satanic manor. Exactly at
witching hour of November 23rd (!), the Sabbath of the undead (my
gosh), Dracula is up to starting the annihilation of mankind. Unfortunately
during the general scuffle the main computer explodes and within
moments the entire manor goes up in flames. Dracula flees but becomes
entangled in a whitethorn bush in the mansion's park and is once
again - this time in not a quite spectacular way - impaled by van
Helsing. The earth is saved. The end.

Really
the end? Indeed, this is the last time the Hammer cooks serve us
some warmed up infusion of an already stale soup. This movie flopped
at the movie theatres just like the last of its numerous predecessors
and finally marked the definite end of the Hammer era. It's not
only the main character who needs fresh blood (the German title
of this movie being: "Dracula needs fresh Blood"), also
the production company would have badly needed it.
After
a new era of the horror genre had been rung in with movies such
as "the Exorcist" in the beginning of the 70s, it had
become impossible to lure anybody into the cinemas with such a wretched
vampire movie, even if it was loudly advertised that it contained
incredible scenes of extense violence (there has been more violence
in other movies earlier) and sex (well - from time to time you see
some bare tits hopping across the screen).
Actually,
the movie is simply bad, the plot is stupid and completely illogic,
the special effects are mostly ridiculous and the bungler of a director,
Alan Gibson put the movie so badly in scene that it is not even
funny and therefore could have acquired some cult status among the
bad taste fans. You could say that this really is Hammer's worst
movie ever.
Why
Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing accepted to play a role in this
strip will remain a mystery for ever (or should it have been a question
of money?). Well, both have played roles in some other flops earlier.
Only one more time Lee put on the Dracula cape later again for (the
really well-done) comedy " Dracula Pere et Fils" which
was, by the way, not a Hammer production. Even if Lee has always
been a fairly good actor and even had the chance to play the James
Bond evil doer once ( "The man with the golden gun"),
he never managed to become a super star, which was probably due
to minor movies such as this one. Peter Cushing, who (such as Lee)
could never get away from his horror image had his last great appearance
in "Star Wars" in 1977 which made him a cult star among
the fans of the saga. He died in 1994, having reached the age of
82 years.



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